Drunkards Welcome:

So I was parked in front of this house today and noticed the yard
ornament. I thought to myself what the hell is this? When is this
ever really a good idea??

Needless to say I could not come up with one set of circumstances
where I'm walking out of Home Depot with this friggin thing.

So basically if you have one of these what's the message? If you're a
drunken fool just hanging around loitering, your drunk ass is more
than welcome here.