Ladies and Gentlemen: JAKE

WHO IS “JAKE” ANYWAYS? You might ask yourself.
Well that's him and here’s how he was born:

Let me take you back to Dancer’s abode (circa 1989), a place we affectionately referred to as “scum house”. It was there we used to play cards almost every week. We used to play in the kitchen where there was one of those old refrigerators, you know like with the rounded edges? Well on this fridge someone (we don’t know who) took a small oval shaped plastic bust of a man and glued it on the front of the fridge. It was during one of those card games that one Stubby Malone named him “Jake”. I don’t remember the exact circumstances but it probably had to do with bad luck and bad cards due to sitting right in front of him. He was eventually pulled off the fridge and has had many temporary residences since then (current whereabouts unknown).

It was not until much later Squirrel realized that “Jake” is the same man who appears on the Old Grand-Dad Kentucky Bourbon whiskey bottle. Ain't that a kick in the - um... head?