Jake News:

5 Jake members came together to help git'er-done on Rosco's (work) softball team last night. Rosco didn't make it cause he had some stuff wacked off his body but Dancer, Chag, Heff, Doc & Stubby made an appearance and all contributed to the win.

Cool Chief's daughter (who had been in an accident involving a moving vehicle), I'm happy to report is doing better than fine and is expected to make a full recovery. Our thoughts are with her Chiefy!

I'm told rumors are swirling about a founding Jake member packing it up and moving South of the Mason Dixon Line. I can't reveal his name but I can tell you it begins with Lt. More on this as information becomes available.