Heff's Secret Life:

So we're throwing out some feelers to see what's up for the Suberbowl. Chag calls Heff a day or so before and the message goes unanswered. Dancer calls on Sunday and Heff says he's in NYC with some cats he works with. Says they were out late the previous night and he's beat etc. & so forth.

I think Heff's got his own bizzaro world going. He's got a whole set of other friends that he hangs with completely separate from his home boys. Or maybe he's been kidnapped and he couldn't say it over the phone for fear of the vicious beating he might get. Hey, maybe they've got him locked up and their harvesting his organs or something...

Oh well cat's got to do something besides play video golf...