To The Wives!:

Here's a fun litte exchange between me and the Chag-stress the other night.

Chag-stress: "My cousin's coming over on June 19th to give me a massage."
(Editorial comment: the answer to the question you're asking yourself is, No, by the way.)

Chag: "Nice, hey - did you know that's the exact date of the very first Jake Day way back in 1992?"

Chag-stress: **blink** **blink** {{walking away to finish the dishes...}}

Chag: "Heh, heh fifteen years to the day - imagine that?"

Chag-stress (calmly): "Would you please just shut up?"

Well, I thought it was noteworthy...