Vomit Euphemisms:

Here's a fun list that was sent to me by Stubby about 4-5 years ago. I stumbled across it recently and thought hey I know where to put this...

I'm sure there are lots more but boy there are some good ones here - Enjoy:

Abdominal voorheaves
Appetizing the audience
Bail the rail (mung overboard!!!)
Barf
Barf mulch
Bark at the moon
Bark like a seal
Bark'n up breakfast
Barking at the ants
Bending and sending
Blow
Blow breakfast
Blow chum
Blow chow
Blow chunks
Blow your biscuits
Blow foam
Blow buckets of bile
Blow doughnuts
Blow lunch
Blow groceries
Blow a gasket
Blow acid
Blowing your beets
Blowing liquid kisses to the china goddess
Boot camp
Bow down before the porcelain god
Bowing to the porcelain budha
Bowing to the yuke of earl
Bowing before the porcelain throne
Brack
Brechen
Bring flourescent christmas cheer
Bring it up for a vote
Buick
Burpin' solid
Bush bomber mission over tokyo
Bushusuru
Buy the buick
Calling to the seals
Calling hughie on the great white telephone
Calling to hughey
Calling ruth
Calling buicks
Calling uncle ralph
Calling dinosaurs
Calling for earl
Calling to the carpet
Calling for herb
Calling lawn tigers
Calling bert
Calling to ralph
Catch it on the rebound
Chewing backwards
Choom
Chortle chunks
Chortle up the wrong tree
Chowder chunder
Chuck your cheerios
Chuck a pizza
Chuck yer chum
Chuck
Chuckel
Chum the china sea
Chumming the porcelain sea
Chumming the water
Chumming the fish
Chunder
Chunderchunk
Chunderspew
Chunkfest
Chunky blast
Clam chowder revisited
Clam chowder surprise
Clean house
Commode hugging
Conducting a surprise toilet inspection
Core dump
Cough cubes
Cough-up chunks
Coughing-up your colon
Decorate pavement
Decorate the dunny
Deliver street pizza
Disgorge
Divulge dinner
Dribble phlem
Drive the dunny
Drive the porcelain bus
Drop the carpet pizza
Drown the ants
Earl
Ejecting a stomach
Emergency stomach evacuation
Enjoying dinner in reverse
Erupting grocery geyser
Feed your young
Feed the houseplants
Feed the fish
Fertilize the sidewalk
Fertilizing the carpet
Filling the bilge
Flash your hash
Fling your food
Food fountain
Gack
Gag
Gargling gravy
Gastric overpressure relief
Getting bit by count barf-ula
Giggle chunks
Giggle to Ralph over the porcelain intercom
Give up to superior incontinence
Give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
Going for the big spit
Going to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
Growling at the gravel
Growling in the grass
Growling at the ground
Growling in the gutter
Gurp
Gush
Gush quid
Gut painting
Gutdumping
Hack
Hag
Harf
Heave
Hewey and Ralph
Honk
Hork your beans
Huey
Hug the porcelain wishing well
Hurl
Hurl your mung
Hurl your hash
Impromptu protein party
Induce antiperistalsis
Insult your shoes
Inverse gut
Inverse intake
Involuntary personal protein spill
Kneel before the porcelain throne
Kotzen
Lateral cookie toss
Laughing at the carpet
Laughing at the lawn
Laughing at your shoes
Laughing at the lions
Launch lunch
Launching the food shuttle
Leave a trophy
Leave lunch
Leaving a pavement pizza
Leggo yer eggo
Letting the lunch fly
Liberate your lunch
Lipshits
Liquid giggles
Liquid laughter
Liquid belch
Liquid scream
Liquidate your assets
Lob liquid hand grenades
Looking for o'rourke
Lose your lunch
Lose some chopped carrots
Lose flourescent christmas cheer
Lose weight
Lunch revisited
Make a technicolor tribute to Disney
Make food offerings to the china gods
Make an offering to the porcelain god
Making the chunky puddle
Making a call on the great white telephone
Making a puke pizza with everything on it
Making love to the lav
Manual override (fingers down the throat)
Mark the street
Meal to go
Meet my friends Ralph and Earl
Mugging the porcelain tourist
My dinner is coming to say hello
Negative chug
Offering sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god
Oral turbo blowby
Oral diarrhea
Order Buicks over the big white phone
Ordering up a street pizza
Organic output
Overweight burp
Paint the town green
Paint the wall
Parbreake
Park a tiger
Park the Buick
Park the pea soup
Perform the liquid cough
Pitching a slider
Planting beets
Play with the edible yo-yo
Playing the rumination game
Playing the whale
Pleading your case before the porcelain judge
Pledging your alligence to vomitola-khomaini
Polishing your shoes
Potar
Power chuck
Power blow
Power boot
Pray to the porcelain gods
Pray to the china goddess
Pray at the porcelain altar
Projectile hose vom
Projectiling
Propel chunks
Protein spill
Protein slingshot
Psychedelic spit
Psychedelic scream
Puke
Put your best food forward
Rainbow retch
Read the toilet
Redecorate the bathroom
Regurgitate
Release the lions
Retch
Retching liquid vowels (eeeeeeee... oooooooo... uuuuuuuuu)
Retching your guts up
Retroshitting
Reverse diarrhea
Reverse peristalsis
Reverse gears
Reverse drink
Reverse gut
Ride the yak
Ride the regurgitron
Ride the meal-go-round
Riding the chum bus to yak town
Round-trip meal ticket
Rufus
Scream beets
Scream at the carpet
Scream cookies
Scream chunks
Scream in braille
Searching the porcelain cavern for the mulch monster
Sell cars (hyuuuundai!)
Selling the Buick
Send a message to the wastebasket
Setting your lunch free
Shooting cats
Shout Europe at the sink
Shouting at your shoes
Showing the menu (after eating, of course)
Sing lunch
Sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
Sing to the sink
Singing the lovely beer ballad
Singing solo in the porcelain amphitheater
Sling beets
Sneeze your chunks
Solid sneeze
Solid scream
Spew spuds
Spew supper
Spew snacks
Spew soup
Spew chunks
Spew your vittles
Spew chips
Spew your guts up
Spill the groceries
Spray-painting the carpet
Spray chunks
Spray chum
Spunge
Stomach snot
Taking pictures of funny faces in the porcelain photobooth
Talk to Ralph on the camode-a-phone
Talk to Ralph on the porcelain telephone
Talk to Huey down the big white telephone
Talk to the carpet
Talk to God on the big white telephone
Talk with the monster
Talk to John on the porcelain telephone
Talking to the interior decorator on the comode-a-phone
Talking on the comode-a-phone
Taste dinner
Technicolor yawn
Technicolor scream
Technicolor yodel
The Brooklyn mating call
The big wah
The Jersey yodel
Throw up
Throw dinner
Thunder-chunder pavement pizza
Thunder-chunder chowder blow
Thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
Tonsil toss
Tossing
Toss your cookies
Toss your tacos
Toss a tiger
Turning on the soup spout
Un-eat
Uncle Fester
Undrink
Unleash the monster
Unswallow
Upchuck
Urp
Vector-spew
Vomediate
Vomit
Wax the floor
Werble
Wet burp
Whistle chunks
Whistlin' a solid tune
Whistling beef
Whistling carrots
Wolf
Woof-up your vittles
Woof
Worship at the porcelain altar
Worship the porcelain god
Worshipping the porcelain godess
Yabble
Yak
Yeech
Yell at Ralph in sign language
Yell down the porcelain manhole
Yell for Hughie
Yelling at the ground
Yodel
Yodel for Ralph
Yodeling in the gully
York
Yuke
Yurk