It weighs 4.85 lbs... except when you're lifting it:

Oh yes...

To follow please find some additional information you might find helpful to make your Jake Day that much more pleasant.

If you think you would like to take a shower after the activities we will have 2 hotel rooms to do so. You will need to bring a towel and any other toiletries that you might find helpful to get off whatever crizzap you get on you.

Finances:

Everyone owes Heff $10 (hotel/showers)

Everyone owes Dancer $10 (lunch etc.)

Everyone owes Me $5 (beers/soft drinks/ice/misc.)

Best to get all the who owes who done early if possible - maybe at breakfast would be good.

The parking garage closest to the Aquarium will be the best lot to be in for the day. It's the most centrally located to where we will be.

The Jake Trophy will be presented at (or after) dinner to the ultimate winning (2 person) team who has accumulated the most "Jake Points" throughout the day.

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Dinner will be at The Crab and we unfortunately do not have 'trade'. We will be acknowledging a moment of silence for "Jimmy PC" who graced us with his presence and made a damned fool of himself on that very spot 8 years ago.