Lt. Stalkfleet Bio:

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Name – Lt. Stalkfleet (a.k.a. LT, Lieutenant, Stalkfleet)
Jake Status – Founding Member
Weight - 188
Status – Married, 2 children (1 boy, 1 girl)
Occupation – Computer Networking dude
Golf Handicap – 26
High School Picture

The Lieutenant. The man in charge this year.

One must always appreciate a man who loves a fine cigar, which the LT does. The LT is a self-proclaimed do-it-yourselfer. He also is a man who avoids opening the wallet at all costs. Let’s just say that LT would be the type of guy who would offer to drive the boat to save a little cash on a cruise. LT is an accomplished center-man in hockey for the infamous Four Leaf Clovers, but he can’t go left. A deceivingly good golfer when he is on his game. Occasional part-time waiter for the… [actual place edited out – rhymes with Sinkale]. The LT is stuck in the 80’s, in many aspects – he absolutely loves Van Halen, he still wants to go to Montreal every year and, of course, he likes to visit any establishment with “continuous entertainment”.

JAKE RESUME:
The LT is the Viagra elixir for the group. He has tremendous staying power – one of the last men standing every year. Off his feet, the LT has also put on quite a show – the mid-day nap on a concrete bench at the “Wharf” along with the LT kneeling and screaming at the bathroom floor at the… [actual place edited out – rhymes with Jail-Soft] circa JAKE 2, when the LT stepped up and downed his fair share of shots, including the crowd favorite - Jagermeister. The man always seems to be MIA at some point every single Jake Day.

GREAT QUOTE:
Confucius say: “He who shares Busch Light beer with his friends did not necessarily lose his job.”

GREAT JAKE MOMENT(s): (Jake 1 & 2) Impressive drinking performances (1992-93)

JAKE LOW-LIGHT: (Jake 2) The sickness at the “Jail-Soft”. Not pretty (1993)