Jake-mas Carol:

IT'S A BIT LONG BUT WHAT THE HELL...

It's beginning to look a lot like Jake Day
Soon it's time to go
Take a look on the Internet
And see that the date's been set
With golf & food & drinks at the Chapeau

It's beginning to look a lot like Jake Day
The time is drawing near
But the thing that we'll have to see
Who the one to step up will be
Hoisting drafts of beer

A pair of eagles a par & a birdie or two
Is the wish of Doctor & Dee
If Stubby & Hub can stay out of the shrubs
Oh how happy those two will be
And when Rosco killed the goose
He had some trouble off the tee

It's beginning to look a lot like Jake Day
A drink in every hand
The Lieutenant is far from home
But when he finds that he's here in Rome
He'll be throwin'em back again to beat the band

It's beginning to look a lot like Jake Day
And Heff can hardly wait
Cause his water is almost set
And with Cool Chief he made a bet
To see who drinks the "drinks" and takes the bait

If Chagnasty can stay he'd be king for the day
And Dancer can take a step down
And if "Joe" brings his game he'll find fortune & fame
Just before he is run out of town
And Squirrel can win the goods
If D can keep the ball in bounds

It's beginning to look a lot like Jake Day
T P will pop the lid
But remember when on the boat
He blew chunks and they didn't float
Which is why we call him K.O. Kid

It's beginning to look a lot like Jake Day
Now it's finally here
And the last thing that's left to say
It's a day for us all to play
If only once a year