Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Cool Chief Bio:

Name - Cool Chief Rocker (a.k.a. Cool Chief, Chiefy or just plain Chief)
Jake Status - Associate Member
Weight - 195 lbs.
Status - Married, 2 kids (girl & boy)
Occupation - Good one (not sure what he does though)
Golf handicap - 32
High School Picture

Chiefy is often times ribbed about the amount of money he makes in a calendar year. He has to re-pave his driveway every 6 months because the brinks truck wears it out backing up to the house on Friday afternoons. Back in the day - when we all used to go clubbing downtown he had an unusual dancing method. You all might refer to it as beating the hell out of anyone that's within 3 feet of you. I'm talkin' elbows a-flyin', yo. He met his wife on our first trip to Montreal. We drove up in my Dad's van with a few cases of beer, a bean bag and a dream. Chief did not show on Jake 1 and has been hearing about it ever since.

{{{{{{......4/10/06 Heff’s addendum of Cool Chief’s bio......}}}}}}

Where do we begin with this “Titan of Technology”? The Cool Chief Rocker is a walking contradiction; when sporting the Brooks Brother’s pinstripes he is hard charging, aggressive and relentless, yet when he is able to schedule a pocket of time to hang with his peeps CC is a very easy going, likable gent who loves to laugh. The famous big wide grin of the Cool Chief Rocker is usually brought on by reminiscing about the “good old days” like when he and Rosco “chewed and screwed” or the time he and D partied with those nice gents from the “all boys town”. Through his business success The Chief has made a boat load of money but he has been saddled with the reputation that he is unwilling to spend it. Not true, we all remember the time bought a round of beers, oh wait that was Hub.

JAKE RESUME:
Give Chief credit, every time you see him on Jake Day he has had a beer in his hand…the problem is that it’s the same beer for all 12 hours. In the early years CC had been vital cog in the creation of Jake Day, whether it was his dominating win in the Chug contest of Jake 7, or his late night performance on the dance floor at Polyesters. Times have changed! The man who had done so much in the early years has become a shadow if his once great self. This is a man who has not caught a buzz on a Jake Day in over six years. What makes this so sad is that Cool Chief Rocker is a guy who could make every Jake Day an event to remember if he were to “unsnap the bra”.

{{{{{{{{........end Heff’s addendum of Cool Chief’s bio........}}}}}}}}

GREAT JAKE MOMENT: (Jake 12) Cool Chief pays for everyone's breakfast (2003).

JAKE LOW-LIGHT: (Jake 2 or 3) Falls over drunk {at the aforementioned Polyester’s} as Heff & Dancer look on (1993 or 1994).

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