TP Bio:

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Name – TP (a.k.a. Total Package, KO Kid {Kettle One Kid} Crazy Muscles)
Jake Status – Full Member
Weight – A chiseled 190
Status – Married, 2 children (2 boys)
Occupation – Sales
Golf Handicap – 16

TP –
Tough to find anything you don’t like about the Total Package, hence the name. First thing you will notice about TP is that he always looks like he walked off the pages of a Macy's Sunday sale flyer. To steal a phrase usually associated with Tom Brady, or Brad Pitt can apply to the TP. “Women want to be with him, men want to be him.” Okay that is a little over the top, but it is safe to say the KO Kid has a lot going his way with “Ken doll” looks, easy going fun loving personality and a world class college education. Since he lives in a town 50 miles from “Beantown” the Kettle One Kid does not get in town to hang with the Jake crew as much as he or we would like, but when he does you can count on him to bring some fun to the evening.

JAKE RESUME:
KO is the first and only non founding member to be granted Full Member status. That statement in itself would be enough to fill out his resume, but that would not do him justice. Just to give you an indication of what it takes to go from Jake day participant to Full Member status Pat S, Kevin F, Dave D, Keith K, "Jimmy PC", Carlo, Jeff O, Jeff V and Dave R have all tried and failed to become Jake Associate Members, never mind gaining Full Jake Membership. Just like a young Teddy Ballgame who was destined for stardom from his first game, everybody knew that KO Kid was going to have a long distinguished Jake career.

GREAT JAKE MOMENT(s): (Jake 14/7) Golf Championship team member. Beating his Jake sponsor the Cool Chief Rocker to Full Jake Member status (2005) Not calling his new bride to tell her he will not be coming home his after first Jake Day (1999).

JAKE LOW-LIGHT: (Jake 7) Not calling his new bride to tell her he will not be coming home his after first Jake Day (1999)