RAIN DATE:

DON'T BE FOOLISH, THERE ARE NO RAIN DATES FOR JAKE DAY.

IF THE GOLF COURSE ALLOWS PLAY, WE WILL BE PLAYING - RAIN OR SHINE.

(and to steal a phrase from the Jake 1 agenda)

IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND, THE WRATH OF JAKE WILL FOLLOW YOU...

(not to mention you're a weak gutless fag)

T - minus 4 days...