Stalkfleet quells the rebellion:

With only 2 days till Jake, some of the Founders have expressed both surprise and dismay at the newcommers suggestions with regard to itinerary for Jake Day.

"Why must we be inundated with this nonsense from 'extras' regarding all of their thoughts about what WE should be doing on Our Jake Day." Was a conversation overheard between 2 Founding members under condition of anonymity.

At the apex of this near riot our fearless leader had this to say...

{{{{{{...... Stalkfleet's attempt to regain control ......}}}}}}

OK, LISTEN UP!!!!

Jake 15 is slowly spiraling out of control and since i am in charge this year, it doesn't matter to me what anyone says about Fridays itinerary. This is a free country, that is why all the immigrants come here, and that is why Stubby & Rosco are allowed to have their own little off site meeting, and that is why they can have Jake 16 at Walmart next year if they want to. I believe they call it free speech. People can voice their opinions and we can choose to listen or ignore what they say. As for Tuck's comments, the content was signed off by me since he sits right next to me. As for JV, i have no control over what he decides to send out. He is digging his own grave. Now if everybody can just calm down and let Friday come along so we can all get $#@! up! I am sure the beer is going to taste the same no matter where the hell we are. Oh, by the way JV, i have to agree with Heff, you can't trash the [The Chapeau] and expect to move your way up the Jake ladder. It does not work that way.

So, with that i leave you. Stubby, i wish you a speedy recovery and hope to see you and everyone else Friday morning.

LT