Squirrel Bio:

Name - Squirrel
Jake Status - Founding Member
Weight - 190 lbs.
Status - Single, no kids (at the time of this writing)
Pets - His dog Jake!
Occupation - None (used to be in construction)
Golf handicap - 4 (when he plays semi-regularly)
High School Picture

Chag named him Squirrel because he's kind of wiley and sly always darting his eyes around and being keenly aware of his surroundings. He is a natural athlete and a fierce competitor. He contends in all he attempts, be it, hockey, golf, darts, billiards whatever. You'll be hard pressed to beat him and when you do you should be proud of yourself. Squirrel has gone through many "phases" in his life and let's just say his most recent phase has been the most challenging. This picture was taken on Jake Day in 1994 (roughly). Sadly he was saying goodbye and leaving early that year but he's been a consistent contributor to the days festivities and he's about as close as you can get to a Jake purest. He looks like he might have had a few beers there eh? Ah well, at least he's not drivin'!

GREAT JAKE MOMENT: (JAKE 1) Squirrel points out that the label of the Old Grand-Dad bottle behind the bar looks exactly like Jake! (1992)

JAKE LOW-LIGHT: (JAKE 14) No show. (2005)