Things we now know since Wednesday 11/23/05:

The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is always a night for some of the Jake Boys to get together. Those in attendance; Hub, Cool Chief, Doc, Chag, Rosco, Stubbs, Dancer & Lt. Stalkfleet (who came late). We went to various establishments and a fun time was had by all.

Here are some things we now know because of that night:

10. Squirrel's whereabouts are unknown at present - last report, he was jumping in his car and driving away. He's not sure of the desination or what he'll do when he gets there, but he's got a few "ideas".
9. Hub knows a shit-load about wine.
8. Since having a child, Doc has mellowed out (might have something to do with lack of sleep).
7. Jessica Simpson is one hot dame.
6. Calivn Coolage was from Vermont not New Hampshire (that was one hell of a guess though).
5. Rosco, Stubby, Doc & Chief don't "do" cigar bars.
4. Heff missed a good time (too bad he was golfing in Florida - the bastard).
3. If you want a good dessert you may have to wait 25 minutes for it.
2. Hub does "do" cigar bars but when Stubby is his ride he "doesn't".
1. Turkey is not just for Thanksgiving - it's a place where angels come from.