Heff's update on Squirrel:

The following is Heff's update on Squirrel's whereabouts. I've edited it to make it sufficiently ambiguous i.e. delete names of places/locations to throw off the obvious fans/stalkers/hangers-on of the Squirrel who frequent this site.

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It has come to my attention that the Squirrel is headed for his old stomping grounds. He has already landed a job as a bartender at the place right downtown (I forget the name but it has 3 floors and its right across from the movie theater and next door to the Italian restaurant).
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Attaway Squirrel! Don't be surprised if you see some of us wandering into your establishment looking for a little hair-of-the-dog and some friendly conversation! I assume there will always be a VIP spot open at the bar for us Jakers. Congratulations but don't think this means you're out of Jake 15.