Vomit update:

Welp, it's official - The Chagnasty family vomit statistics have drastically changed recently. The new stats look like this:

Chagnasty - holding steady at 3 or 4 years ago (don't have the exact date).
The Chag-stress (wife) - broke her 8-10 year streak and went down 1/10/06
Lil'Chagger #1 (daughter) - 1/8/06
Wee lil'Chagger #2 (daughter) - 1/9/06

The bug ripped through the house but I've dodged it so far. It is, however, like being a sailor on the high seas watching all your mates go down with seasickness one by one. You just have the feeling that sooner or later your numbers going to come up. Meanwhile the boat keeps rockin' - back & forth, back & forth...

Here are a few of my favorite euphemisms for vomiting (in alphabetical order of course) for your reading pleasure.

Blow your biscuits - Cough cubes - Getting bit by count barf-ula - Laughing at the lawn - Ride the big yak - Talking to the interior decorator on the ol' comode-a-phone - The Jersey yodel - Yelling at the ground.