Tale of the Trophy:

Let me take a moment to thank the Heff'in-ator for originally seeking out and ultimately purchasing both parts of the trophy for the annual Jake Scramble. It's an absolute work of art bro, great job.

Only one rule with regard to trophy possession:
YOU BREAK IT, YOU FIX IT!

This thread will detail who has the trophy and where it's been (for those who give 2 shits or less). It will be updated when the trophy changes hands. (find TROPHY FONT SPECS here)

5/19/05: Heff buys the 2 parts of the trophy and elicits Stalkfleets help in fusing the two.
7/15/05: (Jake 14) Won by Rosco, Lt. Stalkfleet & TP.
7/16/05: Chag takes it to have it repaired & engraved.
3/23/06: Presented to Lt. Stalkfleet.
4/23/06: Presented to Rosco (TP got shafted).
6/2/06: (Jake 15) Won by Dee & Keith K.
6/3/06: Chag takes it to have it engraved.
9/5/06: Presented to Keith K.
3/12/07: Abandoned by Keith K. after moving to NV.
3/12/07: Adopted by Heff after Keith's absence.
6/22/07: (Jake 16) Scramble ends up in a 3-way tie - Chag takes trophy home in the interim.
7/25/07: Won by Chag & Lt. Stalkfleet also for Dancer & Ashcan in a 3 hole tie breaker.
10/8/07: Chag takes it to have it engraved.
10/10/07: Chag presents trophy... to himself.
11/16/07: Presented to Dancer.
6/20/08: (Jake 17) Won by Doctor - he takes it home until engraving at later date.
4/3/09: Doc gives it back to Chag to be engraved.
4/4/09: Chag takes it to have it engraved.
6/19/09: (Jake 18) Won by Chag & DeeKal in blind draw - Chag has it until it gets engraved.
3/20/10: Chag takes it to have it engraved then presents trophy to himself... again.