Former Champion Shuffles Off:

Here we have the good Lieutenant after being presented with the Jake Trophy. He was 1/3rd of the 3-man team that won the Scramble at Jake 14 (2005).

Stalkfleet has picked up (or is damn close to picking up) and moving Southward to enjoy the nice weather, year round golf and inexpensive livin' relative to here in the Northeast.

Farewell Stalkfleet - We all assume you'll be making the trip back for JAKE this June. Keep us updated on how things are and stay in touch by way of messages here at jakersdelight.

Happy New Year to all!

Check out this link to search for alcoholic drink recipes if you're inclined.

V-Update:

While it is completely optional to update vomit statistics for our children we certainly welcome them when they are offered up.

Dancer sent me a note to let us know that his 2 daughters made the old lateral cookie toss on the following dates:

Lil'Dancer #1: 11/29/06
Lil'Dancer #2: 11/22/06

Still looking for stats on Dancer himself and his wife the Dance-stress...

The main link has been updated accordingly.

Jakers on Yahoo:

What up y’all,
I’d like to announce that we will soon be launching another (and final) Jake site. This will be set up over at Yahoo Groups.

It’s a good spot to trash talk / send messages to each other. There is also an area to put up links to our other sites, photos, files and a calendar as well. This is not meant to take the place of the larger photo site which houses all the Jake photos in existence to date.

The thing I like about Yahoo is that most people already have a Yahoo screen name so you don’t have to create another one to message on the site. If you don’t have a screen name yet it’s easy to sign up and get one.

This will be a closed site so anyone not invited will not be able to access it.
You will be receiving an e-mail invite to join the group in the near future.

When you get that please sign up and throw a message on the board to let us know you got there.

After you’re a member it’s easy to get back to the group.

(Once you’ve signed in using your Yahoo screen name…) On the yahoo.com home page just click ‘Groups’ and you’ll see the jakeday group there.

If anyone has problems please let me know.
Peace out, yo.

If Santa was a Jake member...

...this is what he'd be doing about now.

Merry Christmas to all past, present & future Jakers & their families!

6 Months:

We are at roughly 6 months till Jake boys and girls. Christmas is in the air and I feel like absolute shite. Not to bring the place down but I picked up a cold from one of my daughters and I'm a coughing, sneezing, weezing, mess of a person right now. Hey better to be sick a week before Christmas than on it
(I always say).

Last night I saw everyone's favorite stand up comedian / Jake Day incidental participant. He was headlining at a place close by so it was a quick visit (just stopped in off the highway with family in tow). He looks good so I'm sure Vegas agrees with him (hey, if you made your living in and around Vegas strip clubs, I venture, you'd look pretty good too).

I told him the Jake Boys wish him well. Good holidays etc., so forth and uh, so on.

An interesting insight into History:

{{{{{{.......... Submitted by The Dancer ..........}}}}}}

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

Labels / Categories

You might notice that each post now has a "Label" on the bottom of it. I've also created "categories" and grouped each post on the right hand side bar. This way as you're browsing around you can click to see just Jake stuff, just bios, just humorous posts etc. etc.

We here at jakersdelight hope this will enhance your experience while you visit. If it doesn't, there's not a lot else I can do - I mean seriously...

Click Here For A Side Splitter

Click right here to laugh at some cat having a bit of sport with a useless low-life telemarketer.

Of all of us, I think only Stubby could pull this off with any success.

An instant classic.