JAKE R.I.P.

While the boys were recently in M.V. they inquired as to the whereabouts of Jake. He was last seen at a local establishment. It pains me in a very profound way to report that Jake was "tossed in a scrap heap" during a minor renovation.

The last known picture of Jake remains this one - unless someone comes up with one later than that.

There is talk of getting another one but will it really be the same as the original?

Apart of all of us went with him gentlemen. Maybe I'm being sensational and unnecessarily fantastic but then again maybe I'm not...

We can go on gentlemen, we can and we must...

Hello? ... ... is this thing on?

A Mid-Summers Vomit Update:

Don't ask for whom the bell tolls gentlemen it tolls for thee.

We have a couple of updates you all and they are as follows:

Hub 'liquidated his assets' whilst at the aforementioned Mayhem on M.V.
Date: 7/11/09
Time: 1:05 am
In my opinion this deserves an asterisk (*) because it was (as I understand) alcohol related.

And lastly Dancer 'offered his own sacrifice to Ralph'.
Date: 7/14/09
Time: 11:57 pm
He is unclear as to why.

I have updated the official vomit board so any other updates that come up please don't hesitate to let me know.

Your humble host.

Precarious Position:

The only thing I'll say is the following...

Maybe he was just thanking him for all the kind words that he wrote in his bio.

Yeah he was just thanking him that's all...

Oh geez, he sure thanked the hell out of him I guess...

(if you don't know what I'm referring to consider yourself lucky)

Mayhem in M.V.

6 Jakers decended upon M.V. for the weekend and we have some major announcements coming with regards to vomit and Jake himself.

Those in attendance are:

Dancer, Heff, Rosco, Cool Chief, Hub & Total Package. Stay tuned for further details...

Another Jaker Crosses The Threshold:

Shout out to Lt. Stalkfleet who turns 40 today. He's one of the young-ins of the group and one of the lasts to sucessfully navigate himself to mid-life...

This picture was taken at Jake #18 (2009) on the 9th tee where all participants were required to have a shot of Old Grand Dad and take off their shoes.

. Did I ever tell you about the time he threw up at the Sail Loft?

Happy Birthday Stalkfleet! Hope all is well in Dixie.

Jake 18 Competition Results:

First the HIGHLIGHTS/LOWLIGHTS link has been updated along with various individual comments that have been made.

With regard to the competition:
Click on the photo below to analyze the results of the days activities. All activities were of an individual nature but we had a blind draw (the next day in the hotel room) and you can see who you got paired up with and how your team did.

1st Place:

Chag & Deekal = 52 pts.

2nd Place:

Chief & TP = 46 pts.

3rd Place:

Ashcan & Heff = 42 pts.

4th Place:

Rosco & Dancer = 41 pts.

5th Place:

Stubby & Doc = 40 pts.

6th Place:

Hub & Lt. Stalkfleet = 20 pts.

THE PAST CHAMPIONS LINK HAS BEEN UPDATED ACCORDINGLY.