Toasting The Squirrel’s Nuptials (ouch):

Bomb was dropped recently that Squirrel popped the question to his lady friend.  This marks a turning point to in the lives of all Jake members.
 
The day that Heff was the last Jake member to be single (marrying your golf clubs does not count).

I will leave you with an interaction between the great Cosmo Kramer and George Costanza:
Kramer: (disgusted) Look at you.
George: Aw, Kramer, don’t start.
Kramer: You’re wasting your life.
George: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I’m living my life.
Kramer: Okay, like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?
George: No.
Kramer: You got money?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have a woman?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any prospects?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News.

A Jakers Wish:

Merry Christmas to all my fellow Jake boys. May we all have peace, love and happiness in the new year. Jake is less than six months away.

Doc and Rosco better get planning!

APB Issued:

What do you call a Jaker who semi-brings it once a year?

You guessed it...

He's obviously saying to Heff... "when we leaving buddy, I've gotta be somewhere at like 11am tomorrow"

Member This?

This is what we used to look like when we were in our prime.

Any questions...