Heff:

The final installment of our high school pictures as you can see we have Heff. It's obvious he joined the prom committee as a means of having all the chicks suck up to him in the hopes that he would vote favorably for them as prom queen. Those who know we went to an all boys school should find that last sentence amusing. Lastly we come to the quote... We all know what an avid golf enthusiast he is and this quote sums up part of why he is an above average playa. Golf is Heff's 2nd favorite activity and we all know what his 1st is...

I hope everyone has enjoyed the High School portion of our show and if anyone tracks down other high school pictures of other members (i.e. TP, Dee) or incidental participants, I would hope y'all will forward them to me for submission.

Rosco:

So much can be said about Rosco and his high school years.

Not sure what MCLI stands for but it certainly seems official and takes up the requisit space needed. I don't remember him going on any ski club trips but maybe that was all the doobies I smoked*.

Last thing is the quote. As has been widely reported the quote was supposed to say "A mind is a terrible thing". Some silly bastard on the yearbook committee took it upon himself to assume what he really meant - so they changed it. Personally I think it's better this way. It's actually funnier because it was screwed up and other cats from our high school who don't know our boy Mashie just think he's a sensitive, compassionate dude.

Only one more very notable high school picture left - stay tuned...

* - actually I didn't smoke any doobies in high school - no seriously...

Chag:

Well - I figured I'd throw mine up while there's not much going on (not to mention it's getting close to halloween). Before anyone asks, the quote is from a Led Zeppelin song and no I'm not sure what the hell I was thinking.

High School was over 20 years ago boys - now that really makes me wonder...

Doc:

Okay y’all – in honor of his tremendous performance at Jake 17 we have Doc’s High School picture.

As you can see from the activities, sports were a major part of the Doctor’s mind-set back then. This, of course, kept him from wasting too much time on his "studies". What about the quote “Nothing gold can stay”. Some people might mistake that as being poignant or in some way profound but we know better.

They called him “The Factor” back in the day because he always had a hand in the action. He’s currently in litigation with the Bill O’Reilly people regarding the name. Doc contends that he was called that as early as 1984 and O’Reilly’s show didn’t air until well into the 90’s.*

Good luck with it Doc!

* - Actually he's not really in litigaton with the O'Reilly folks nor do I know when O'Reilly went on the air. Frankly I'm too lazy to research it and I'm a little surprised that you sons-a-bitches would expect me to.

Dancer:

Good Gawd A-mighty –Dancer is in da’house!

Just look at the list he’s got… Van Halen, Partying, Budweiser, Gambling, Casino, Football Card? Um… A bit of a theme here, no? Can you say “red flag”??

Anyway there’s only one more thing to say about the Dancer’s infamous high school picture and that is the 'Alex P. Keaton' cloth tie. I’m talking cotton folks… Ribbed (for her pleasure - of course), Square at the bottom et al. Beautiful stuff.

Hey, $20 to the cat who finds and wears one for the entire Jake Day.

Hub:

For the next high school entry we have The Hub-ster.

As you can see from the picture, he has his whole life in front of him. Based on his activities he is very obviously a well-rounded individual. There’s no telling how the French Club impacted his career decisions to become among other things an expert food service & alcoholic beverage connoisseur.

Here’s to ya Hub!

Lt. Stalkfleet:

It was picture day – October/November of 1987 and Lieutenant Stalkfleet woke up in a fowl mood as usual. He was tired of having his lunch money taken from him 3 to 4 times per week. Tired of the constant snickering whenever he entered the showers after gym class. For him high school was one tortuous day after another and senior year proved to be no better than the previous 5.

“Smile” the photographer said… but Stalkfleet would have none of it. “C’mon, give us a smile, sunshine” he said again in a playful voice. Stalkfleet barked “Shut up you silly photaug wussy before I shove that tripod up your ass!” Surprised and a bit startled the picture pro finally offered “well if you won’t smile at least look as though you’re contemplating the vast mysteries of the universe.”

“Perfect.”
Click…

Squirrel:

Here we go - it's The Squirrel back in the day...
By the way so far his 1st prediction stands. Pats are now 17-0 and poised to thrash the Chargers next weekend to lock up an invite to their 4th Superbowl in this decade.

For the record I don't think that quote was his "official" quote - his real one was much too profane to print on this forum.

Stubby:

The best quote of 1986 comes to you from one Stubby Malone. Pretty impressive list of accomplishments as well. He doesn't really have pointy ears like that, however, it's merely an optical illusion.

Who should be next?

Cool Chief:

Here we have the Cool Chief's high school photo from his senior year ('85). The cheesey grin, the Yogi Berra quote, the mop of hair. Precious stuff...

More to come gentlemen...