Lt. Stalkfleet:

It was picture day – October/November of 1987 and Lieutenant Stalkfleet woke up in a fowl mood as usual. He was tired of having his lunch money taken from him 3 to 4 times per week. Tired of the constant snickering whenever he entered the showers after gym class. For him high school was one tortuous day after another and senior year proved to be no better than the previous 5.

“Smile” the photographer said… but Stalkfleet would have none of it. “C’mon, give us a smile, sunshine” he said again in a playful voice. Stalkfleet barked “Shut up you silly photaug wussy before I shove that tripod up your ass!” Surprised and a bit startled the picture pro finally offered “well if you won’t smile at least look as though you’re contemplating the vast mysteries of the universe.”

“Perfect.”
Click…

Blowing Liquid Kisses to the China Goddess:

This is only a reminder that we have not had any vomit updates in a long while. I'm not sure to attribute this to the fact that we've all been very healthy this winter or that you bastards just aren't reporting "incidents" effectively.

If anyone has any please let me know so I can post it on the official board.

Thank you,

---The Management

Oh and Happy Valentines Day to all.

Another Satisfied Champion:

Here’s the Dancer diggin’ it with the Jake Trophy.

Dancer was presented with the trophy on 11/16/07 and so far I have not seen any crazy/disparaging photographs of him with it but there’s always time.

This is the shot I took when I gave it to him that fateful night.

Oh, The Humanity!

How's about another round of shit sandwiches for me and my friends.

It's just wrong.

Here's your re-cap:
We could not get to Eli.
We could not protect TB.
Samuel could have won it with an interception.
Our defense could not stop them one more time.

It was exciting but wrong.

Squirrel's 1st prediction - up in smoke.

Son-of-a...

Hype Upon Hype:

Okay boys,
This year’s Super bowl features the 18-0 New England Patriots vs. the Giants from the evil empire of New York.

If they win, few can argue that this team will be the best in history and that TB is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football. What's more, he not finished at only 30 years of age.

Gentlemen we are approaching nirvana. We are at the threshold of Squirrel's first prediction being realized and after tomorrow his 2nd prediction will be 4/5ths complete.

Excellent mouahaahhahah.... EXCELLENT!!!!
(That was my attempt at maniacal laughter - kind of like a mad scientist).