End of Summer Jake Round Up:

Hope all had a wonderful summer and everyone's looking forward to the kids going to school and dealing with the inevitable colds that will most assuredly come 2-3 weeks afterward.
Just a couple of things to report - The golf league (that has 6 Jakers & 1 incidental on it) was won by our very own Mashie Nibblets!

Here's who made money:

1st Place: Mashie (a.k.a. Rosco) $100

2nd Place: Dave D. $50











3rd Place: Heff-cat $25










It was a fun league and we're hoping to rope Dancer into playing next year. Congratulations Rosco ol' chap - your going up next year!

Lastly - I'd like to send out some props to Ye Old Heffer who recently purchased his first home! We couldn't be more excited for you bro. We're all looking forward to the "Old School" type parties with Snoop Dogg, Frank the Tank et al. His closing date is 9/28 and the first party I assume is 9/29 so brace yourselves for the invites to come pouring in.

He says house warming gifts will be accepted from present day to September of 2038 which is when it will be paid off - unless he decides to pay cash (why, he couldn't?). You will find that he is registered at the Golfer's Warehouse and his only request "no duplicates".

Here’s a picture of the palatial estate at which location we all aspire to reach the vomit board.


AND here's the Heffer practicing his 2nd favorite pastime...

Photo from 1996:

Starting at Left: Lt. Stalkfleet, Dancer (wearing glasses), Cool Chief, Hub, Heff, Squirrel (in the back) and Doc. There is someone behind Doc but I think he was just a "regular" at the bar who got caught up in the excitement.

Sorry for the lag between posts - I've been busy living my life.

This was back when we did some drinking on Jake. How about that mop o' hair on the Cool Chief? Impressive... More to come boys.

August '07 Vomit Update:

Wee Lil' Chagger (youngest daughter) 8/11/07
Lil' Chagger (oldest daughter) 8/12/07

This notwithstanding it was still a good weekend.

As always if there are any updates to report please feel free to e-mail me privately and I will post it up here and update the official link.

Hope everyone is enjoying their summer.

Barry Bonds:

Good for Bud Selig and Hank Aaron for not showing up at this scumbag's tainted home run "record breaker". Take a look at the pictures of him when he started in '86 as compared to now.

As Mike Meyers said in So I Married An Axe Murderer - "look at the size of that kid's noggin', it's huge! It's like Sputnic!"