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Happy Jake Day

Hold on to your vuvuzela folks. There may be some live blogging
throughout the day.

Raise 'em up!

Here's to the nights that will last forever

Here's to the days that will never end

Living the dreams that we'll never remember

Wasting the time we don't have to spend

Not a care in the world

Let's live it up

So raise your glasses

Here's to us

 

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Weather looks like it will cooperate (I'm sure it's because Rosco decided to have it a few day later this year...)

One week til:

Okay Boys,
Jake is upon us - it's 7 days away.

Kinda like cramming for a test (way) back in high school, if you're
not ready now, you'll never be ready.

All the planning, the preparations, legwork et al whether it's done or
not the train still will be leaving the station in 1 week.

Get yourselves on the train my brothers...

JAKE DAY - JUNE 25, 2010 A.D.

There will come a day when Jake Day fails to exist. A day when men no longer gather in fun and jocularity. A day when minimal standards rule the world. A day when men stand idly by as bars are closed and golf courses are shuttered. But it is not this day! This day we will stand and fight! Our sovereignty of manhood will rule the day. Not only will we play golf but we will drink while we do it. Some will shoot an 8 on a par 3 and we will think it is funny. Some of us will learn what PC actually stands for and some will have regrets on Saturday morning as they open their eyes to begin a new day and instantly realize that they may have been an idiot yesterday. But that is who we are, that is why we raise our glasses each June near the summer solstice and that is why it is Jake Day 19. Welcome brethren!

As you know, Jake 19 has been organized by the two most handsome Jake Day members. We are open to any suggestions you may have to improve or even ruin the day. We will consider bad ideas because we know most of you well and we do not want you to feel you are being ignored.

From 6:00pm on there will be no strict rules or mandatory departure times. Also, at 6:00pm some Jakers will depart to honor Squirrel in his day of matrimony. The remainder of us will embark into uncharted territory; places our pilgrim forefathers have never been and leave our mark on this Hah-bah town. Of course the names we use while we pillage this town will coincidently be the names of our comrades that have left to honor the Squirrel.

Life as we know it is officially over. The Squirrel and Dave D. are in love. Next thing you know we will have a socialist, border line communist for President. Oh..wait. Just kidding boys. Jake Day transcends politics. Just have fun and do whatever you want and leave whenever you want. After all this is America, I think.
I added the phone numbers below in case you couldn’t figure out the locations. Or, you can just ask me.

Let’s have a good day boys! It is a day to eat, play, golf, eat, drink and be merry.
Peace.

7:00am Breakfast, 781-963-9664, 42 Degrees 08’37.56” N
71 Degrees 02’ 28.68” W

8:30am Fun, 42 Degrees 09’59.10” N
71 Degrees 02’46.66” W

12:23pm Golf, 508-746-5001, 42 Degrees 09’59.10” N
70 Degrees 43’22.11” W

3:30pm Food, 508-746-5354, 41 Degrees 57’44.69” N
70 Degrees 40’00.91” W

6:00pm Free Time, TBD

Heff has booked a few rooms at a local Plymouth hotel located at 41 Degrees 57’10.21”N; 70 Degrees 41’08.49”W. Chip in a few dollars and you are welcome to stay there or shower there or both.

Everyone must bring a story type of joke to Jake Day. So search the internet boys, maybe we can have some laughs.

Rosco/Doc