The Jake Line:

Chag, Dancer & Heff had the amazing good fortune to play hockey at Harvard University last night in front of +/- 11 fans...

We played for team Canada as you can see but unlike the olympics we could not keep the lead and lost the game by a score of 5-3.

Heff had a great goal over the goalie's left shoulder in tight.

It's a night I will never forget...

"Gentlemen. It has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

Wallace Hartley
Titantic (1997)

Card Game

First card game in a very long time tomorrow night over at the Heff's
pad.

It's an all Jake cast. Those in attendance will be Doc, Cool Chief,
Rosco, Dancer, Chagnasty and our most gracious host Old Yard Work
himself. Should be some fun.

Can anyone tell me where this place is (in the picture)?

Designs for Jake Merchandise:

These are the 2 designs we currently have for sale at the JAKE STORE. If anyone has ideas for any other designs etc. please let me know and we'll try to incorporate it. Keep in mind however we can't have 2 of the same items with different designs (i.e. you can't offer the same golf shirt with 2 types of logos). As you can see 'Jake' below is our primary logo so that's why most of the stuff has him on it. If, however, you want the golf shirt (or anything else) with the other logo on it let me know and I can modify it temporarily so you can place your order.

The only big shot the Chief will ever see:

2 Jakers and 1 incidental participant recently went to Vegas and rode the Statosphere which I think might be the world's highest thrill ride.

Depicted here we have Heff (a.k.a Yard Work), some cat I don't know, Cool Chief Rocker & finally Johnny Good Guy (the IP).

Heff & Chief look like they're going to die and JGG looks like he's getting a hummer.

JAKE DAY MERCHANDISE:

Ladies & Gentlemen,
Introducing the most exciting news since I don't know what...

If you've ever been looking for the perfect gift for that Jaker in your life - search no more my friends.

The Jake Store is your place to shop.

The golf shirts are a must have in my opinion. More designs will be available as they are created.

"THE JAKE STORE" link has been added to the right hand column under "ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW" section.

If anyone has questions please let me know.

Annie Doc:

A big happy birthday wish goes out to Lil'Annie (Doc's #2)!

If you don't remember the day she was born, I'm sure Doc can fill you
in on some of the details...

Jake XIX:

After much discussion, Doc and I have decided to schedule Jake XIX for the third Friday in August. We believe this will increase the chance of better weather and piss some of you guys off. Just kidding!

Jake XIX will be on Friday June 25, 2010. This day works best for Stalkfleet and Hub and that was good enough for me and Doc.

Please reserve the day off at your respective companies. If your boss has an issue, please give him or her my phone number. I will be happy to explain the situation and I will also invite them to attend.

137 days and counting.

Peace out.

Written by,
:::::::::::::: Mashie Nibblets a.k.a. Rosco ::::::::::::::::::

Try As You Might:

...but you will be hard presses to find a photo more classic than this
one. This was taken at the Scum House during on of the now famous
parties. The drapes, the hair, the fashion... It's poetry really.

Stubby Like It's 1999:

Stubby Malone ladies and gentlemen at Jake #8 in the year of our Lord
nineteen hundred and ninety nine. I wanna say that's the 10th hole at
Hillview but it's just a guess.

That was over 10 years ago boys... WTF!

Happy Birthday Deekal:

Just looked at the Jake Birthday & Anniversary link and noticed ol' Dee is celebrating today. I hope he got the basket of fruit I sent him on behalf of all the Jake members*.

Happy Birthday dog!

* - actually I didn't really send Dee a basket of fruit.

Abstract Jake:

With any luck this will be what I dawn on the front of my hockey shirt before too long...

I'm still in discussions with the patch company to see if it's possible.

HS

Holy sh*t. I'm the lead coordinator. I better get moving on this thing you guys call Jake Day 19.

Before Jake 19 I think we need to nominate people that want to coordinate Jake 20. If we have more than one person interested, they will lobby the group and try to get the group to vote for them on Jake 19.

Anyone interested in running Jake 20. Speak now or forever hold your peace. Or just tell us later. Whatever.

Rest assured, Scott Brown, Jack Black and Barack Obama will be invited to Jake Day 19.

:::::::: Rosco ::::::::

Rise up from the ashes...

:::::::::: Sent by Heff ::::::::::

"Crews battled a fire at Hong Kong restaurant near Quincy Market on Thursday night. Flames sparked just before 9 p.m. at the Chatham Street business. The restaurant was open when the fire first ignited. About a half dozen people were safely evacuated, and no injuries were reported. The Boston Fire Department said the blaze started in the first floor ceiling and quickly spread to the second floor. Officials said the fire was caused by an electrical short circuit inside the restaurant. The restaurant will be closed until further notice. The damage from the fire is estimated to be around $400,000."

Shout Out To The Cool Chief Rocker:

Indeed...

Can't Stop Myself:

Hub, Chag, Dancer @ the Classic.

Here is a professional picture taken at Who's On First prior to the game.

This was taken by the PEPSI-MAX folks who were there to promote their vile soft drink. The original had 2 of the more hideous females you would ever want to see so I cropped their asses out.

Your welcome...

Hub's Jacket:

I still have Hub's jacket in my car... Sorry dogg. We'll have to plan to get together so I can get it to you. You should have it by April...

Winter Classic Pictures

Dancer, Hub and I went to the Winter Classic and had an absolute ball. Pictures have been added to the Jake photo site, if you don't have the password please e-mail me privately. In the meantime I will throw up one or two as I find the time.

Peace out my brothers.