JAKE MEMBERS & FAMILY IMPORTANT DATES:

It has been requested that we put up the Jake birthday’s and anniversaries here on the Jake Blog. There will be a link (at the bottom) of the right side column under the “ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW” category for easy reference if/when you need it.

JAKE MEMBERS IN BOLD TYPE.
“STRESS” AT THE END OF THE NAME INDICATES WIFE OF A JAKE MEMBER.

JANUARY:
4TH CHAG-STRESS
12TH STUBB-STRESS
30TH DEE (A.K.A. SNUFFY)

FEBRUARY:
23RD ANNIE (DOC’S #2)

MARCH:
4TH KAYLEIGH (HUB'S #1)
17TH CHAGNASTY
28TH HALLE (ROSCO’S #2)

APRIL:
11TH DANCE-STRESS
12TH STALKFLEET-STRESS
23RD EMILY (CHAG’S #2)
27TH COOL CHIEF-STRESS
28TH DOC
28TH HUB-STRESS

MAY:
21ST ARI (CHIEF’S #1)
23RD SHAWN (TP’S #2)

JUNE:
22ND KYLE (STALKFLEET’S #2)
23RD HEFF
25TH TP
29TH COOL CHIEF

JULY:
9TH LT. STALKFLEET
20TH MICHAEL (CHIEF’S #2)
22ND KAYLA (STALKFLEET’S #1)
23RD DANCER
25TH BRIANA (STUBBY’S #1)
28TH LUKE (DOC’S #1)

AUGUST:
3RD RYAN (STUBBY’S #2)
3RD THE ROSCO’S ANNIVERSARY
14TH HUB
22ND BEN (ROSCO’S #1)

SEPTEMBER:
9TH THE DANCER’S ANNIVERSARY
10TH THE HUB'S ANNIVERSARY
13TH ROSCO-STRESS
13TH LAUREN (DANCER’S #2)
13TH THE STUBBY’S ANNIVERSARY
14TH SQUIRREL
18TH STUBBY
18TH COURTNEY (CHAG’S #1)
18TH AMANDA (DANCER’S #1)
20TH ROSCO

OCTOBER:
4TH SARAH (HUB’S #2)
10TH ELLA (STUBBY'S #3)
22ND THE CHAGNASTY’S ANNIVERSARY

NOVEMBER:
NO JAKE-EXTENDED FAMILY BIRTHDAYS OR ANNIVERSARIES.

DECEMBER:
13TH ASHLEY (HUB'S #3)
28TH THE DOC-STRESS

If there are any additional dates that I do not have please e-mail or call me and I will be sure to add them here.

End of Summer Jake Round Up:

Hope all had a wonderful summer and everyone's looking forward to the kids going to school and dealing with the inevitable colds that will most assuredly come 2-3 weeks afterward.
Just a couple of things to report - The golf league (that has 6 Jakers & 1 incidental on it) was won by our very own Mashie Nibblets!

Here's who made money:

1st Place: Mashie (a.k.a. Rosco) $100

2nd Place: Dave D. $50











3rd Place: Heff-cat $25










It was a fun league and we're hoping to rope Dancer into playing next year. Congratulations Rosco ol' chap - your going up next year!

Lastly - I'd like to send out some props to Ye Old Heffer who recently purchased his first home! We couldn't be more excited for you bro. We're all looking forward to the "Old School" type parties with Snoop Dogg, Frank the Tank et al. His closing date is 9/28 and the first party I assume is 9/29 so brace yourselves for the invites to come pouring in.

He says house warming gifts will be accepted from present day to September of 2038 which is when it will be paid off - unless he decides to pay cash (why, he couldn't?). You will find that he is registered at the Golfer's Warehouse and his only request "no duplicates".

Here’s a picture of the palatial estate at which location we all aspire to reach the vomit board.


AND here's the Heffer practicing his 2nd favorite pastime...

Photo from 1996:

Starting at Left: Lt. Stalkfleet, Dancer (wearing glasses), Cool Chief, Hub, Heff, Squirrel (in the back) and Doc. There is someone behind Doc but I think he was just a "regular" at the bar who got caught up in the excitement.

Sorry for the lag between posts - I've been busy living my life.

This was back when we did some drinking on Jake. How about that mop o' hair on the Cool Chief? Impressive... More to come boys.

Stubby’s – Jake 2007 Thoughts:

{{{{{{...... From Stubby ......}}}}}}

Mr Hub grillin'... Huge

Cool Chief winning long drive... Huge

Dave D. - ... Nuff said

Waitress at Eating Establishment... I wish she was at Henny's later in the night so I had someone to talk to.

Red “Fezz” should now be called Red Ass due to ever present homosexual activity. And I don’t mean just Dee and Chief.

How can we call it a Jake day when Jake was not even present??? Weak

Waverly personnel... Weak

Seeing everyone half asleep at 9:30 at the back of that awful, awful bar on the Hill... Weak

Rosco thinking he won the trophy... Weak

Stubby building up Jake Day to Ashcan as one of the best days ever... Weak

Sitting in 2 hours of traffic to go 4 miles on the highway... Weak

Next year let's do something interesting - Something suitable for Jakers our age. Let's throw a couple of dollars and do something nice. I think we can skip the shots and the bars that cater to 20 year olds. We are past that and deserve better. I can do without the golf. Cool activity, good meal and good conversation is where Jake should be at.

Dancer’s – Jake 2007 Thoughts:

{{{{{{...... From Dancer ......}}}}}}

HIGH: Ashcan’s golf game (aside from longest drive)
LOW: No original Jake appearance

HIGH: Free beer

HIGH: The Hub family

HIGH/LOW: More WGA trickery

HIGH: The Eating Establishment waitress picking Dee’s shirt as the worst

HIGH: Lt. Stalkfleet – the eternal night-owl – the man should have moved to NY
LOW: “We’ll meet you @ the R--snake.”
HIGH/LOW: First Founding Father turning 40.
HIGH: Double D joining us for the day
HIGH: Another Jake Day in the books – with hopefully many more to come!

Stray comments:
1) JV was doing everything he could to avoid that Old Grand-dad shot.
2) Mashie really loves to antagonize, doesn’t he?
3) The atmosphere @ Irish bar was lifeless, although next door I heard was interesting.
4) I think I saw ACM flirting with a beast @ Henny’s
5) The atmosphere at the Chapeau was electric – good stuff
6) Chag’s interim golf scores @ the BBQ made for great theatre

Heff’s – Jake 2007 Thoughts:

{{{{..... From Heff .....}}}}

The high for me was Rosco being so drunk he thought he won the Jake trophy.

Do you guys remember back in the day when the girls that worked for beer companies were good looking? With that being said, yes I would have.

Why isn’t Dave D. involved in every Jake day? He brinks everything we look for in a Jake Day member.

Although I am only one vote I am not sure if JV will make the cut next year. No breakfast, completely disregarding every “no carts” sign, late arrival to the “Chapeau” and early departure from “Henny’s”.

Is the TP regressing as a Jake Member? A poor performance last year, starting with skipping breakfast, this year’s late arrival to breakfast and a focus on work rather than Jake Day during golf. Maybe full membership has gone to his head?
Jake 17 fast approaching.

Rosco’s - Jake 2007 Thoughts:

{{{{...... From Rosco ......}}}}

My high and low lights. Some are high and low combined. Just out of curiosity, did anyone find any beads in their clothing?

High and Low:
Bobby beating Vecc in a beer chug- twice.
Hub putting together a nice Jake Day but then leaving before 6pm or was it 5pm?

High:
Joe from Indiana.
Lt. from the deep south.
Hub's dad putting on the spread.
Me, Doc, Dee and TP winning the Jake trophy.
A solid Dave D. appearance.
Vecc's long drive.
Doc's note. Classic.
Stubby's socks.

Low:
Stubby's socks.
Starter.
Traffic.
Joe's Wallet.
Improper - Magazine.
Beads.
The Chapeau becoming a not so straight bar.

TP's blackberry. He's lucky we won the trophy anyway because we could have won it easily had he put the blueberry away for an hour.

Chag's - Jake 2007 Thoughts:

My list of HIGH'S & LOW'S:

LOW: The friggin' staff and especially the starter at Waverly
HIGH: 100 years at the Hat - Beautiful...
HIGH: Mr. Hub – the elder - doing the cooking at the apre' golf venue
LOW: Hub, disappearing into the night prior to Heff's birthday shot
LOW: Squirrel - no show for 2nd time in 3 years
HIGH: Joe Ashcan joining us all the way from Indiana - solid cat
HIGH: The scramble ending up in a 3-way tie - trophy hanging in the balance...
LOW ~ HIGH: Starter saying we had to pay for another round because we didn’t cancel it in time ~ Heff stepping up to pay for it.

By the way we are scheudling the PLAYOFF FOR THE TROPHY - Wednesday the 25th - 5pm. This is for all the marbles (that means the trophy).

The teams are as follows:
#1 Heffer & Cool Chief
#2 Chag & Lt. Stalkfleet
#3 Doc & Rosco

Those who win will win it for the original 4 man team from Jake Day and they will have their names on the trophy when all is said and done.

Please view my game face above...

Jake '07 Pictures

The pictures are up at the picture site. You do, however, need a password to enter the picture site. If you don't know what it is, e-mail me privately and I will hook you up.

"Jake 2007 Thoughts" (from a number of participants) are coming shortly. Check the blog approximately once a week for updates.

Hope all Jakers had a wonderful 4th of July.