Happy Birthday Deekal:

Just looked at the Jake Birthday & Anniversary link and noticed ol' Dee is celebrating today. I hope he got the basket of fruit I sent him on behalf of all the Jake members*.

Happy Birthday dog!

* - actually I didn't really send Dee a basket of fruit.

You Know It - You Love It:

Dancer was rummaging around on line and came up with this gem. I'm calling JayZ immediately after posting this...

Red Hat is a Great place to park your carcass
For a burger or a shake of them fine maracas
TEN CENT WINGS get your ass in the door
TEN BUD HEAVIES get your ass on the floor

So get here post-haste without no delayin'
Goddamn Old James'll keep the rhymes -a- sprayin'
Get a burger yes yes y'all and get some fries
Tell a few jokes, hear some tainted alibis

Put Queensryche on the jukebox
Or maybe some Rush
Eat free popcorn
And make your lady blush

At the RED HAT

Abstract Jake:

With any luck this will be what I dawn on the front of my hockey shirt before too long...

I'm still in discussions with the patch company to see if it's possible.

Are they ...

Thought of the day…

Are they really “masterminds” if they get caught?

Yard Work

HS

Holy sh*t. I'm the lead coordinator. I better get moving on this thing you guys call Jake Day 19.

Before Jake 19 I think we need to nominate people that want to coordinate Jake 20. If we have more than one person interested, they will lobby the group and try to get the group to vote for them on Jake 19.

Anyone interested in running Jake 20. Speak now or forever hold your peace. Or just tell us later. Whatever.

Rest assured, Scott Brown, Jack Black and Barack Obama will be invited to Jake Day 19.

:::::::: Rosco ::::::::

Rise up from the ashes...

:::::::::: Sent by Heff ::::::::::

"Crews battled a fire at Hong Kong restaurant near Quincy Market on Thursday night. Flames sparked just before 9 p.m. at the Chatham Street business. The restaurant was open when the fire first ignited. About a half dozen people were safely evacuated, and no injuries were reported. The Boston Fire Department said the blaze started in the first floor ceiling and quickly spread to the second floor. Officials said the fire was caused by an electrical short circuit inside the restaurant. The restaurant will be closed until further notice. The damage from the fire is estimated to be around $400,000."

Shout Out To The Cool Chief Rocker:

Indeed...

Anyone Know What I'm Thinking?

They're lovely... I personally prefer a fork but...

Can't Stop Myself:

Hub, Chag, Dancer @ the Classic.

Here is a professional picture taken at Who's On First prior to the game.

This was taken by the PEPSI-MAX folks who were there to promote their vile soft drink. The original had 2 of the more hideous females you would ever want to see so I cropped their asses out.

Your welcome...

First Mobile Photo Upload:

I finally figured out how to put a photo on the site from my phone...
The possibilities are now endless.

Hub's Jacket:

I still have Hub's jacket in my car... Sorry dogg. We'll have to plan to get together so I can get it to you. You should have it by April...

Winter Classic Pictures

Dancer, Hub and I went to the Winter Classic and had an absolute ball. Pictures have been added to the Jake photo site, if you don't have the password please e-mail me privately. In the meantime I will throw up one or two as I find the time.

Peace out my brothers.

My Streak of Nearly 4 Years is Over:

Sad but true, up until today I hadn't lost my lunch since 1/11/06...

1/2/10 9:05pm

It was mostly cranberry juice if you must know.

Chag-man's going through another bout of the kidney stones. Let's just say dying would have been a step up from the pain I was experiencing today. Other than that it was a stellar weekend...

OFFICIAL VOMIT BOARD HAS BEEN UPDATED ACCORDINGLY.